Tyler graduated from
Intermediate Obedience class so Rusty took him to Disney
Tyler had worked
hard, studied long hours to keep up with his upper
crust AKC dog classmates.
Rusty wanted his dog
to enjoy a reward for graduating near the top of his
But little did he know the dangers that lurked in
dog graduation parties.
He knew about the perils of dog drunk driving, so
Rusty pledged to stay sober and drive Tyler safely
The real dangers of a dog
graduation party would soon rear their ugly head.
Rusty let Tyler go off leash at
But Nissen Dairy "Disney Land" was
not a family rated theme park, it was a real working farm full of dog dangers!
Canine mauling wild barn cats
hid everywhere waiting to attack an unsuspecting dog like Tyler.
(above) There were savage junk yard dogs
ready to sink their fangs into Tyler!
Blood thirsty barn cats could claw a dogs eyes out!
There were huge bovines possibly
infected with mad cow disease!
"Tyler! Watch out for
bacteria in cow poop!"
"Oh no! No eat cow poop!"
Watch out for dog attacks!"
Watch out for barn cat attacks!"
Watch out for cows stampeding!"
trample dogs to death!"
Watch out cat ambush!"
Watch out bacteria in cow water!"
Rusty grabbed Tyler by the collar! "Tyler!
Let me save you from dangerous dairy!"
Rusty saved Tyler from the dangerous dairy farm!
They drove home safely, but without speaking after such a
frightening ordeal. They felt lucky to be alive.
Tyler had sown some wild dog oats; now he knew how dangerous
the real world was!
Tyler wants this to be a cautionary tail for all dog owners
who allow off leash dog mayhem.
Every year countless dogs are injured at unsupervised spring
break parties, or trips to theme parks like the Nissen
Dairy. Don't be a statistic. Keep your mutt
safely confined in your back yard. Never let him or her get out.
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Tyler wants you to share his Cautionary
Tail with all your
dog friends. Its a gift from the people who know better than you do
at —The Society for the
Prevention of Adoption of Dogs to Stupid People (SPADSP).
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